Thursday, October 4, 2012
Happy birthday baby girl!
Foot fungus! And Science!
Cleaning up my desk area at work, I found an expired bottle of tryptic soy broth. What on earth is that? It a liquid used as a growth medium for bacteria. I'm not sure why exactly we had a bottle at work, but we did.
Swab stinky little boy feet, of course.
At first they all ran away screaming, convinced that I was going to use this bottle to grow the fungus ON their feet. Like I was going to dump this stuff on them and the next morning they would wake up with furry fungus feet. I finally convinced them that the foot fungus was not going to grow on their feet, but that we were going to grow the fungus that was already on their feet in the bottle. We dug out some Q tips, swabbed, and dipped.
About a week later, and the broth was distinctively murkier than it had started out.
The pressure had built and the rubber stopper popped out right in his face. I think it scared him, plus he got the first blast of what smelled like a rotting carcass.
I tried to get Ella to smell it. She wouldn't do it.
Levi and Luke cowered on the couch, and refused to get anywhere near me. Paige told me to get the cap back on, because at this point the whole downstairs was starting to smell like the fridge had been turned off for an entire month.
So I did what any rational person would do... find the kid who doesn't know any better. Who still trusts her Dad even though he is carrying a little bottle and telling everyone to smell it, while they all flee the other direction. She leaned right over and took a big whiff.
A few days later, I took it to work to show a few people there. Then I disposed of it in the garbage can, but not before popping in open to see if it had gotten any more potent. It had. I accidentally got one drop on my finger. Not being the brightest bulb in the box, I stuck that finger right under my nose and sniffed.
Oh. My.
I have a pretty strong stomach, and almost no sense of smell... but I about ralphed right there in the back parking lot.
Of course, that finger did prove to be a very useful sneak stink attack when I got home that day.
"Hey kids, smell my finger!"
Ahhhhhh, science!
We still try to keep them physically active
They finally earned it
Levi and Noah worked for months and months to earn 100 popsicle sticks with good behavior. Over the course of earning 100, I would bet they actually earned 200, since they also lost sticks for bad behavior. The second they hit 100 sticks, I got a phone call at work.
"Dad. We got to 100 sticks today. Can we get one now?"
We had a plan to buy it off a guy at work who had one he didn't use much.
"Dad. Can Andrew bring it over?"
I told them Andrew and I still had to do work.
"Oh.... ok. Tonight then?"
I asked Andrew. He didn't plan to get home until late.
"We can stay up. We will be good. We promise."
I headed home, with a plan to wait for a phone call from Andrew when he got home. Bedtime rolled around, and the desperation in Levi and Noah's voices was palpable.
"Dad. Is Andrew home yet? Did he call? Why not? Can you text him and see when he will be home? Why isn't he home yet? What could he possibly be doing this late at night!?!?"
I met up with Andrew after they were in bed, and when they woke in the morning this was waiting for them...
Please don't do this to me!
Sunday, September 9, 2012
The Addink kids get groooovy!
I can't embed the video, so you will have to click the link here. The kids thought they were pretty funny in this...
Thursday, August 30, 2012
I pray a hedge of protection
So we sent Luke to a different preschool than all our other kids, at the Methodist church down the street. And this came home from preschool on Luke's backpack today...
Hmmmmmm. What exactly does that... do? Paige told me about it at dinner, and our kids got wind of it and started asking all kinds of questions...
"What does a blessing mean? Why did they pray to a backpack? Why does Luke go to a school where they don't believe in God?"
I was just dying laughing because it made me think of these classic Tim Hawkins clips...
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Horton Creek
After our friends stood us up this weekend for a Saturday afternoon visit (Ahem! You know who you are!) Paige had the great last minute idea to take the kids up north for a hike. So we all loaded up in the van and headed for the high country.
The first stop was the fish hatchery outside of Payson. The kids were impressed by the hundreds of trout swimming around in tanks.
And by the fish pumper. It sucks them up into a big hopper, separates them from the water, and shoots the fish out a tube (usually into a waiting truck.)
Then it was down the road a bit to the Horton Creek trail. There was much discussion over whether we would see a bear, since there were warning signs about every mile along the road. Then discussion of what to do if we saw a bear, and if a bear would eat kids, and if Dad had his gun, and if he would shoot the bear, and if he might have to use two bullets for a really big bear, and, and, and...
We didn't see any bears on the trail.
We only made it about 1/2 a mile before the kids all started wondering where on earth we were taking them, and if we were there yet, and what there would be to do when we got wherever we were going.
Luckily that was right about where we could hear water flowing, which is music to a desert dweller's ears.
Sophie didn't get to play in the stream much, having the unfortunate combination of no swimming ability and no fear of water. So she and Paige sat on the bank.
And made funny faces in the phone.
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Thursday, August 16, 2012
I wan out of woom!
That was Luke's excuse tonight for his preschool family portrait. "I just wan out of woom fowr you Dad!" the final twist of the knife is that the dog made the cut...
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
The first day
Hard to believe we have a 3rd grader and 2nd graders. It seems like just yesterday that they were just wee scroggins.
Noah, trying to pretend he didn't see his goofy Dad there with the camera.
Levi was anxious to get in there. Probably more for the recess time than anything to do with class, but at least he still likes going to school.
The eldest, looking somewhat nervous.
We kept them in the same class again this year. Seemed to work OK last year. Their teacher this year is a twin, so she even put them in seats right next to each other.
Ella is in a different class than the boys (their school lumps grades 2-3 together.) The kids were kind of dissappointed they weren't all going to be in the same class.
The big news of the year is that Luke started preschool. Three hours away from home each day. I think his mother was even more anxious about it than he was.
He seems to be handling it well so far. Maybe even having fun.
Although when she picked him up today, he was singing "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, please don't take my mommy away." But he also did say he was beginning to enjoy his new school.

