Ha!

On the way home from Costco tonight, I was explaining to the kids what was going to happen when we got home.

Me: When we get home, we are going to all go upstairs, let Banjo out, and watch the animal movie. And we have to go really fast, cause dad really has to go to the bathroom.

We are, meanwhile, sitting at a red light, with me hoping it turns green really soon. The light turns green.

Ella: Dad, green means go!

Me: I'm about to go!

A long pause from the back seat...

Ella: Dad... don't go in your pants!

Ha! She actually got the humor. I figured it would go right over her head.

And I made it home in time... barely...