At the park on Saturday, the big'uns discovered static electricity. Well, not discovered in the sense of Marie Curie, or really even the first time they'd experienced. More like they discovered the joy of blasting your sibling with an inch long blue arc.
Nothing brings a smile to your face like electrocuting your brother. See? That is joy on their faces right there...
Of course, boys being boys, it didn't take long before zapping each other's fingers progresssed to more, ummmmm, sensitive regions.
If a finger zap is joy, then a successful spark to your brother's nether-regions is just pure bliss.
Especially when successfully repeated.
"Oh my goodness Dad, he zapped me right in my bits!!! Awwwwk-ward!"
I have no idea where they could have learned to take such joy in inflicting electricity on their fellow humans.
Much less members of their own family.
"Dad, it's like there was force field around me this big!"
Then they got soaking wet in the sprinklers.
While Sophie played in the puddles...
... and drank from them.
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