There is something wrong with our children...

Ella will be attending school tomorrow as Rudolph...

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Ella, following Paige and I upstairs to change her youngest brother's massive diaper blowout, which somehow jetted all the way up his back: "I love poop! How does such a little boy make so much poop? I want to see it!"

And she really is fascinated with the stuff.

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Paige, to Levi: "Why did you just pour milk into your ear?!?!?"

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There were several other stories, involving body parts, that Paige says I can't share with the whole world.

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This is just a sampling from a single day. Our pedatrician assures us such behavior is perfectly normal, just discovering their bodies. Paige blames me for their behavior. Seriously, we shake our heads in disbelief...