Tuesday, May 31, 2011

I guess being able to READ isn't a job requirement for this company

Really?



REALLY?


Needless to say, we won't be hiring Scorpion Sweepers to do a "behavioral study" of the "active scorpions" in our backyard. Sounds like a scam to me anyways.

OK, just visited their website.  "Scorpion Sweepers uses a completely natural and safe extraction method, removing each scorpion one by one from your property. Our chemical free process is completely safe."

FOR $65 A SWEEP!?!?  Are you kidding me?  We bought a $20 UV flashlight at Ace Hardware.  That, and a stick, and I can "sweep" the backyard for free.

On the plus side, Noah may have a golden opportunity here to fund his text message habit.  Assuming he can find anyone gullible enough to pay $65 for someone to smash scorpions.

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