Dumbest country song ever

I can already hear the howls of protest...

"There's a difference between a regular country song, and a dumb one? Isn't dumb country song redundant?"

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Every time I turn on the country radio station, this song seems to be playing...

"I said hey girl what's your name?
Haven't I seen you before?
I recognized them dark green eyes when you dosydoe’d across the floor.
Are you alone or are you with someone?
She said a matter of fact I’m not
So I took her hand that's when it all began and we headed towards the parking lot.

Chorus:
And she said hey boy, do you mind takin' me home tonight?
'Cause I ain't ever seen a country boy with tires on his truck this
high I said climb on up but honey watch the cup where I’m spitin’ my dip inside. And hold on tight 'cause its gonna be
wilder than any 8 second ride!"

"Watch the cup where I’m spitin’ my dip inside"??? Seriously?

So apparently I would have been a lot more popular with the ladies if I only had bigger tires on the ol' Bronco, blasted "A Country Boy Can Survive," and took up a chewin' tobaccy habit?

Suuuuuure...